“Don’t give your money to assholes” Embroidery Pattern: SMALL

Who needs Live Laugh Love? This is a craft pattern that shows how you REALLY feel! The original Clotheshorse-ism, “Don’t give your money to assholes,” can be used for embroidery, punch needling, or any other crafting purpose.

This pattern is printed on “wash away” stitch stabilizer.  How do you use it?

• Peel off the backing.
• Place on the item where you want to embroider, punch needle, etc.
• Craft away!
• Cut off any excess stabilizer.  Wash/rinse away the remaining stabilizer.

This is the SMALL embroidery pattern, 4.75″ wide,  4″ tall.

Looking for something larger? Check out the large version. Or download the pattern make it the size you want.

If you would like three skeins of embroidery floss with your pattern, add the colors you want in the notes section at checkout and I will do my best to find a match in my stash of secondhand floss.

For international shipping, please email [email protected] with a list of what you would like to order, along with your country, state/province, and postal code. A few notes about international shipping:

• I use Pirate Ship to calculate shipping costs.  It offers the lowest shipping rates available to small businesses and individuals in the US.  International shipping has been (on average) $20.  
• No, I will not commit customs fraud for you by shipping an order marked as a “gift.” This puts me at risk and selling a few stickers is not worth it.  For Canadian customers, the threshold for duty free is $40. If you live in a different country, please research the duty free threshold before reaching out to me.
• I am aware that international shipping is expensive and slow. However, I will not just sell you a download of the art that you can print on your own.  Unfortunately this has been abused by others who sold items using my art.